credits: french-flag.org
Alas, at the moment I am but a colonel in the army. Nevertheless, I do have my own tank regiment to command. I plan to put a number of my own theories and tactics to use and see how well they work out on the battlefield. I have quite a good feeling about this, so I will be back soon with updates on the effectiveness of my strategies.
credits: flickr.com
[update]
Great news! I have since been given command of the Fourth Armoured Division and promoted to the post of brigadier general due to the skills I have displayed on the front lines of the war. One of my attacks on May 28 succeeded in forcing the Germans to retreat back to Caumont. Sadly, this is one of the few victories we have enjoyed; all over France, Germany is gaining ground and our people are losing. However, I refuse to let Germany get the better of us and will fight and oppose them to the end.
Hah! Hallo "the great asparagus." The French must be idiots to promote a vegetable to brigadier general. Your skills are incompetent. I was so great I became in charge of the entire Luftwaffe, and you? Squirming around looking for an easy win. Us Nazis will push you silly French people out. There is no need to oppose us for we will win.
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